salihombox
strangelyobsessedwithstuff:

vialsofbrightforgettingpowders:

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD
THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS

YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN
SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.

NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.
NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING

NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE

GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGESthanks for the tip karkat

strangelyobsessedwithstuff:

vialsofbrightforgettingpowders:

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD

THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS

YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN

SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.

NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.

NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING

NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE

GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGES
thanks for the tip karkat

hopeanddoom
gyroscopiccarouseller:

freedomconvicted:

TA: look, can we talk about what happened earliier?CA: no.TA: why the hell not?CA: because wwhatevver i havve to say you’ll probably just laugh at!TA: ii’m not laughiing eriidan.CA: you fuckin’ wwill.TA: how do you know?CA: i just fuckin’ do.TA: no you don’tCA: yes i do!TA: no you don’t you bulge 2uckiing moron!CA: yes i do you thick minded double freak! TA: fii2h fuckiing nook2taiinCA: mentally insane psionic freak!TA: wand fondliing wriiggler!CA: binary failure of a hacker! 

We are the perfect rpers.  It is us.

gyroscopiccarouseller:

freedomconvicted:

TA: look, can we talk about what happened earliier?
CA: no.
TA: why the hell not?
CA: because wwhatevver i havve to say you’ll probably just laugh at!
TA: ii’m not laughiing eriidan.
CA: you fuckin’ wwill.
TA: how do you know?
CA: i just fuckin’ do.
TA: no you don’t
CA: yes i do!
TA: no you don’t you bulge 2uckiing moron!
CA: yes i do you thick minded double freak! 
TA: fii2h fuckiing nook2taiin
CA: mentally insane psionic freak!
TA: wand fondliing wriiggler!
CA: binary failure of a hacker!

We are the perfect rpers.  It is us.

hopeanddoom
gyroscopiccarouseller:

timeanddivision:

gyroscopiccarouseller:

freedomconvicted:

uh-oh i’m having eridan abuse sollux again. i thought i’d stop that after the three stooges.
whatever. Concept created by an RP im currently having with Lia~ where the hell is this goin?

Aaaah, I am a terrible Sol.  I just get my face punched in every tiiime. 8’D

Sssh, no. You do a wonderful job. Only dreams now.

Dreams of being punched in the face repeatedly? 8D

gyroscopiccarouseller:

timeanddivision:

gyroscopiccarouseller:

freedomconvicted:

uh-oh i’m having eridan abuse sollux again. i thought i’d stop that after the three stooges.

whatever. Concept created by an RP im currently having with Lia~ where the hell is this goin?

Aaaah, I am a terrible Sol.  I just get my face punched in every tiiime. 8’D

Sssh, no. You do a wonderful job. Only dreams now.

Dreams of being punched in the face repeatedly? 8D

hopeanddoom

gyroscopiccarouseller:

jbriner:

Kanaya: Answer CA

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(Please listen with headphones!)

Haven’t done a pesterlog in a while and now I remember why, they always end up being so longggg.  Thanks to Inky for being a wonderful scene partner and doing my patron troll proud. :]

Kanaya: Inky
Eridan: me

Hope you enjoy! 

I want to marry this Eridan.  CUTEST POOT!  Now I can’t decide which eridan I love best, this one or the one who sounds like the lead from Ima Robot. WAAAAH

hopeanddoom

gyroscopiccarouseller:

ro-taniah:

ro-taniah:

So you guys don’t know this, but my family and I are going through sort of a money issue right now. From bills to pay, child support for my step-sister, hospital bills for my mother and step-dad, medication for my mom and I that we REALLY need—- things have been extremely tight.  

Plus our kitchen is basically empty

I don’t have the time to work (I’m currently taking 3 AP classes along with other honors level classes, in school right now), nor do I have a driver license or car. 

So, all I can really do is draw. ;a;

You don’t have to, but you wanna help support me here is my etsy shop. I’ll make sure it’s the greatest piece of art I can make for you c:

since everything is working, here you go!!!

I want the thing.  Ugh I wish I wasn’t saving.  You guys should go commission them though!  Or buy me a commission.  Eh?  EEEEH? //fiercly wriggles eybrows while looking saucey//